Indoor smokers <--> irrational anger
Aug. 2nd, 2007 01:13 pmPeople who smoke indoors are annoying and should be shotput out the door. (Just came back from lunch, where a random obnoxious person decided to smoke inside McDonald's, and now the smell of smoke is clinging to me and I want to bite something).
I figure you'd need to hire someone with strong arms, get some apparatus to help him spin properly, set up some thick padding outside the door, and maybe widen the doorway so that people being thrown out don't actually hit anything on their way out.
...damnit, on the other hand, if you expand the doorway too much, the smoke from all the smokers outside goes in, which would make all the above measures useless.
I figure you'd need to hire someone with strong arms, get some apparatus to help him spin properly, set up some thick padding outside the door, and maybe widen the doorway so that people being thrown out don't actually hit anything on their way out.
...damnit, on the other hand, if you expand the doorway too much, the smoke from all the smokers outside goes in, which would make all the above measures useless.