Coffee

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So I had this tiny bar of coffee+cream (chocolate-based candy). And I actually liked it. This had led me I believe that I would like chocolate coffee (oops!) if only it were:

• sludgey/ thick instead of watery
  
• intensely strong with some sweet undertones through the bitterness instead of being blandly bitter and sweet
  
• not inclined to make me jittery/make me sleepy/too hyper to concentrate or whatever it is it tries to do to my nervous system
  

I just want it to taste the way it smells! And not mess me up! This is not too much to ask, is it?