Oh, brother
Jul. 1st, 2007 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
afuna_archiveDude, how long have you been reading my LJ? And why?!?
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Just found out that my brother knows about, and occasionally drops by to read, my journal. Plan A to make sure that my family takes no interest in my LJ: Security through obscurity. Result: Complete and utter FAIL.
Plan B is an elaborate scheme involving wires and levers to make sure my brother is unable to visit my journal from his computer.
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Plan Y involves installing a tiny watchdog beside my brother's keyboard to make sure he can't type my journal URL.
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Plan aa is to carefully monitor all my entries and comments, and viciously screen everything that is more interesting than a blank piece of cardboard.
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Plan xy is to preemptively blurt out all my most embarrassing secrets in a public entry. If it's going to come out anyway, I might as well control the when and the how.
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Plan zzz is to friends lock all my past and future entries.
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Dude, seriously, T_____T.
ETA:
Oops, guess it's not coming across. I'm indulging in a bit of nonproductive whining right now, but things really are (will be) all right :-)
Also, also, I'm making fun of myself.
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Just found out that my brother knows about, and occasionally drops by to read, my journal. Plan A to make sure that my family takes no interest in my LJ: Security through obscurity. Result: Complete and utter FAIL.
Plan B is an elaborate scheme involving wires and levers to make sure my brother is unable to visit my journal from his computer.
...
Plan Y involves installing a tiny watchdog beside my brother's keyboard to make sure he can't type my journal URL.
...
Plan aa is to carefully monitor all my entries and comments, and viciously screen everything that is more interesting than a blank piece of cardboard.
...
Plan xy is to preemptively blurt out all my most embarrassing secrets in a public entry. If it's going to come out anyway, I might as well control the when and the how.
...
Plan zzz is to friends lock all my past and future entries.
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Dude, seriously, T_____T.
ETA:
Oops, guess it's not coming across. I'm indulging in a bit of nonproductive whining right now, but things really are (will be) all right :-)
Also, also, I'm making fun of myself.
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